AUTUMN vs. THE FALL
A Cosmic Comedy of
Leaf & Civilization
By Kenton David Bell
Greetings from the collapsing timeline!
I’m your host, Kenton David Bell — quantum gentleman, electron whisperer, and reluctant observer of society tripping over its own shoelaces.
Let’s talk seasons.
Some say Autumn.
Some say Fall.
Both are
correct.
But only one truly captures the moment we’re collectively sharing right now:
The Great Seasonal Let-Go
…and The Great Societal Meltdown™
🍁 The Autumn Mindset
Autumn is poetic.
Soft.
The universe saying:
“Everything is dying —
but make it gorgeous.”
Trees release the old with grace and a stunning Instagram palette.
Autumn is the 5D
perspective:
• Transformation is sacred
• Death is illusion
• Scarves are mandatory
Spiritual lesson:
✨ What you release becomes your fertilizer.
Literal fertilizer… if not handled well.
🍂 The Fall: The Truth in Freefall
Fall doesn’t hide anything.
It leans in and whispers:
“That leaf isn’t the only thing losing its
grip.”
Leaves fall.
Markets fall.
Approval ratings?
Straight through the forest floor.
Autumn is latte art.
The Fall is budget constraints.
Autumn: “Oh look, a
scarecrow!”
Fall: “Oh look, a supply chain failure!”
Autumn: “Let’s go to a corn maze!”
Fall: “We’re already in one — it’s called geopolitical policy.”
Cosmic Perspective
“As Above, So… Wait — why is everything on fire?”
The universe loves
symmetry.
Trees shed leaves.
Governments shed credibility.
Humans shed sanity.
We are in a dimensional foliage event.
Mother Earth is running:
system purge: outdated realities deleting in 3… 2… 1…
Meanwhile, the electron — a tiny spark of Source consciousness — is watching us like:
“Wow. This timeline failed its vibration audit.”
The Great Orange Pumpkin
Prophecy
Of course, no discussion of The Fall would be complete
without acknowledging the Great Orange Pumpkin —
a symbolic gourd of considerable influence.
A being who emerges every Fall season
to remind us that:
- gravity applies to civilizations
- ego is the final leaf to let go
- and decor isn’t the only thing getting hung up in autumn
He stands there in the patch —
round, loud, and full of
weird stringy sticky stuff —
proclaiming:
“Only I can rake the leaves correctly!
These leaves are tremendous!
The best leaves!
Other
countries have terrible leaves!”
Some view him as a harvest hero.
Others fear he’s here to smash democracy like a
rotting squash.
Whether you love him,
fear him,
or suspect he’s three steps away from turning into a seasonal candle…
One thing is certain:
Every Fall
the Great Orange Pumpkin returns
to
remind us that comedy
and catastrophe
are sharing the same corn maze.
🍁 Beware the gourd who promises spring in the middle of The Fall.
📉 Energetic
Forecast
Chance of enlightenment: 44%
Chance of civilizational reboot: High
Chance of politicians making it to 5D: Pending review
Bring a jacket.
And emotional
armor.
